Major thanks, as always, to good sir Ecclesiastes for being my sounding board for so many of the following stupid things, and even more to my sister, who is forced to suffer the indignity of being a sounding board AND actually creating the animated ones, as I am far too talentless to make them myself. YOU 2 are the best Valentines, no question!
Yeah, I know I said we were doing rants every other 8 this year. But come on, there's just no way I'm gonna miss out on inflicting another bunch of stupid RPG Valentines on you all; these things are basically my favorite part of this blog! And this year's RPG Valentine is a damned special one, because not only is it the 8th normal iteration of them (and 8 is the best number), it's also, when you count the special editions, the 10th one I've done altogether. Yeah, I've actually been making these absurd and idiotic things for a goddamn decade now! Where does the time go?
Well, not toward anything productive, that's for damned sure.
At any rate, certainly such a milestone deserves some recognition! So in celebration of my 10th year of doing these silly things, I'm tacking on an extra 10 RPG Valentines today, just for you! After all, what better day and way could there possibly be to show my love for you?
Don't answer that.
Ah, Reyn, ya lovable memeable scamp, what would we do without you each Valentine's Day? Well, I reckon we're gonna find out a year hence, cuz I think that after a solid decade of being my annual RPG Valentine poster-child, it's time to let Reyn Time end and allow the old boy to Reyntire.
Yes, yes, I know, it's terribly distressing news, and your Valentine's is no doubt ruined as a result. But look on the bright side: a soured Valentine's Day experience is exactly the right preamble for some RPG Anti-Valentines! And in keeping with our 10th year celebration, today we'll be doubling our bitter pill dosage to 10 Anti-Valentines! AND saying goodbye to that other yearly mascot, as well...
Reyn, I'm gonna miss. You, Kevin, can choke on a dick and die.
the xenosaga one is funny
ReplyDeleteGlad you approve!
DeleteSome more anti-Valentines:
ReplyDeleteA few years from now, maybe, if you buy me everything. *Bethesda*
I can only give you the red ring of death! *Microsoft*
You're a dog! *Brossentia or IT-HE*
You're full of shit! *Satoru Iwata*
You'll never suck as hard as our attempt to continue Space Quest! *Two Guys from Andromeda*
We don't care, just leave the money on the table and we'll make another teen comedy--we mean Quest for Glory. *Lori and Corey Cole*
I have a city full of diamonds to share with you! *Nancy Marple*
I'll shoot by your place tonight, be waiting in bed! *Ryan O'Reilly*
I could write a book about our love! *Jonatan Bergwall*
I want to touch you with my faith! *Pierre Bonaflecche or Marietta from Labyrinth of Refrain*
Roses are red, these roses are dead, I wish you worms in the head. *Robert Kennedy*
Ha! Not bad. I especially love the last one!
DeleteI wrote it but forgot to put in my name/ How about making some funny commentaries on shitty games to make up for lost time? Stargazer, comparing Labyrinth of Galleria to the awesome Labyrinth of Refrain, Ultima 8, Underrail, Might and Magic, Loop8, things like those.
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