Big thanks to my sister and to Ecclesiastes, both of whom provide so much help to me in making these stupid things, throughout the whole year, that I wonder sometimes whether these V-Day rants should count as Guest Rants. Seriously, I'm pretty sure that of the 3 of us, I'm the one who puts in the least work on these things. Thanks to you both for all your support, both in terms of the rants in general, and especially in regards to this ridiculous little holiday tradition I've imposed upon us!
Ahhh, Valentine's Day. Silly, fun, and sweet. Tiresome, stressful, and unhealthy. Noble in spirit, corrupted by greed and vanity in practice. It's a day of contradictions (which may in fact make it all the more suitably connected to the concept of Love), to be sure...but not around these parts! Here at Thinking Inside the Box, we only love the day of love! And as our tribute to it, below are 20 more RPG-themed Valentines to help you express your feelings to the object of your affections in the least effective manner possible. Enjoy your special someone's eye-roll today!
NOTE: With Blogger's incredibly obtuse, ineffective, stupid new format that no one asked for, wanted, or preferred, the spacing between images is all wonky, so this looks much less neat and orderly than it should. I can't figure out how to fix this because Blogger is fucking terrible now. Sorry.
...Oh, wait, I was wrong. Valentine's Day is a day of contradictions here at Thinking Inside the Box, after all, because along with all the proclamations of love and affection, we also like to throw in a few proclamations of feelings of a...different sort, as well. And while I generally try not to indulge in sentiments about the general state of the world on this blog, I think now would be the perfect time to recognize just what a complete shit-show the past 365 days have been with a double dose of Anti-Valentines. For all you Bitter Bettys out there, this is your year!
¡you're not going to be my valentine!Another chronic symptom of teh new(old)20
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