Yeah, I know I said we were doing rants every other 8 this year. But come on, there's just no way I'm gonna miss out on inflicting another bunch of stupid RPG Valentines on you all; these things are basically my favorite part of this blog! And this year's RPG Valentine is a damned special one, because not only is it the 8th normal iteration of them (and 8 is the best number), it's also, when you count the special editions, the 10th one I've done altogether. Yeah, I've actually been making these absurd and idiotic things for a goddamn decade now! Where does the time go?
Well, not toward anything productive, that's for damned sure.
At any rate, certainly such a milestone deserves some recognition! So in celebration of my 10th year of doing these silly things, I'm tacking on an extra 10 RPG Valentines today, just for you! After all, what better day and way could there possibly be to show my love for you?
Don't answer that.
Ah, Reyn, ya lovable memeable scamp, what would we do without you each Valentine's Day? Well, I reckon we're gonna find out a year hence, cuz I think that after a solid decade of being my annual RPG Valentine poster-child, it's time to let Reyn Time end and allow the old boy to retire.
Yes, yes, I know, it's terribly distressing news, and your Valentine's is no doubt ruined as a result. But look on the bright side: a soured Valentine's Day experience is exactly the right preamble for some RPG Anti-Valentines! And in keeping with our 10th year celebration, today we'll be doubling our bitter pill dosage to 10 Anti-Valentines! AND saying goodbye to that other yearly mascot, as well...
Reyn, I'm gonna miss. You, Kevin, can choke on a dick and die.
